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jkpruitt
02-18-2003, 03:41 PM
GIANT SHAMOO FALLS FROM SPEEDING BOAT?


NEW YORK (Reuters) –

Clark County Nevada Authorities have confirmed, a Giant Shamoo, AKA Killer Whale, has drowned just outside of the Calville Bay Marina in Lake Mead earlier today. Witnesses close to the marina claim, the Giant Shamoo was heard yelling “LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PERVERT” just before falling into Lake Mead, head-first. Witnesses also claim they observed a Purple and White Flamed Hot-Boat with a Dark Wind Screen, similar to the boat below, racing away from the accident site, although not very fast.

Authorities have asked anyone with information regarding this unfortunate event to contact the local authorities immediately, and, do not approach the suspect, as he was heard yelling “COME TO DADDY” just before the accident.

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BADFISH II
02-18-2003, 03:43 PM
It's purple dammit! My wife is probably gonna kick your ass when she sees this http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif prego or not! http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif