URBAN LEGENDS

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An elderly female comes to the Emergency Department complaining: "I got the green vines in my virginny."
The patient reports a two-week history of a vine growing from her vagina. On physical examination it is discovered that she does indeed have a vine growing out of her vagina, about six inches in length.
A pelvic exam reveals a mass which is easily removed from the vaginal vault, vine still attached. Upon extraction, the patient reports that her uterus had been falling out and that she "put a potato in there to hold it up" and subsequently forgot about it. http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/insane.gif

[25 RAGE]

A woman with shortness of breath and who weighed approximately 500 lbs. was dragged into the ER on a tarp by six firemen. While trying to undress the lady, an asthma inhaler fell out of one of the folds under her arm. After an X-ray showed a round mass on the left side of her chest her massive left breast was lifted to find a shiny new dime. And last but not least, during a pelvic exam, a TV remote control was discovered in one of the folds of her crotch. She became known as "The Human Couch." http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[25 RAGE]

so, what is a post whore ?

[BADFISH II]

Believe it, some people are just too dumb.

KMcD is a post whore. Basically, he sells his body for gay sex and then post's about it on the other boards http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[BADFISH II]

Was that an urban legend I just made up?

A PW is someone who posts alot, that's all. Take KMcD for example, he posts quite often, even when there's no substance to his posts - he has trouble holding a thought together long enough to type it in.

(J/K KMcD!http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[kevnmcd]

If it wasn't for me....damn, where was I going with this post Â*http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rolleyes.gif ...oh yea, if it wasn't for me and my posting this would be a very boring site with hardly any activity except for my protoge' ... Rude235! Â* http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

Greg, I will take everything you say about me as a compliment! Â* http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif Â*and just think about it...only +/-1300 more posts and I will catch you! Â* http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif Â*Now who is the post whore! Â* http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[BADFISH II]

Good point, but I started this so I have been posting here longer - thus the LARGER post count. Size does matter http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

What the hell do you do for a living anyway?

[kevnmcd]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Lakemead1 @ Feb. 14 2003, 1:21 pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Good point, but I started this so I have been posting here longer - thus the LARGER post count. Â*Size does matter http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

What the hell do you do for a living anyway?[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
1300 post in 5 months!!!! Â* http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif Â* Thats a hell of a lot of posts.

I sit here at my computer waiting for people to post so that I can reply with nonsense (no substance)...that is my job! Â* http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif Â*http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif Â*http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[BADFISH II]

What?http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif?? I started this in March 02, so it's almost a year old now. Wow - we're going to have a birthday next month!

[kevnmcd]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Lakemead1 @ Feb. 14 2003, 1:38 pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What?http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif?? Â*I started this in March 02, so it's almost a year old now. Â*Wow - we're going to have a birthday next month![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I know...you started posting in Mar. 02 and I started posting in July 02....that means that the +/-1300 posts that you are ahead of me was done in those 5 months. That is almost 2 times what I have in 7 months! http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif POST WHORE!!! http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

[BADFISH II]

oh http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

[Rude]

hey, no baggin' kevin....he's my hero http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif i'll have to hold my next thought so i can add to my post count. http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[kevnmcd]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (rude235 @ Feb. 14 2003, 6:00 pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">hey, no baggin' kevin....he's my hero http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif Â* i'll have to hold my next thought so i can add to my post count. http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Thanks rude...us post whore's have to stick together! http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif