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jkpruitt
01-21-2003, 01:21 PM
Well its official, I am formally announcing my bid for the 2004 Presidential Office, right here on Las Vegas Hot Boats.

Folks, I am going to be your next President; we are all going boating in the Potomac. Last week, the Rev. Al Sharpton charged that too many presidential candidates are "rich white men" who don't understand the makeup of America or the world community, and that the country is "going in the wrong direction."

Unfortunately the Rev. Al Sharpton is correct, damned right, that’s why it is time for a "poor white man" to be President: ME!

I can see it now: “TWO boats in every driveway”, “no taxes on anything boat related”. “Free X-Boxes for everyone: including an X-Box Live Subscription." "Rides on Air Force One.” All free for my friends. Hell, we’ll even have a trailer hitch: with torque bars installed on Air Force One; pontoons too, for weekend trips to the lake.

If there is anything else that you folks would like, let me know before I file the appropriate papers.

Respectfully yours, your next President

J. K. Pruitt

BADFISH II
01-21-2003, 02:05 PM
Don't forget the free launch fees at multiple LVHB lakes, and no hassling from the forrest gump rangers http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Donnie
01-21-2003, 02:33 PM
Titie bars should be exempt from paying any taxes http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Hot women drive hot cars http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif
Ugly women walk http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

Just a couple of suggestions from a voter http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

beer hunter
01-21-2003, 02:42 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If there is anything else that you folks would like, let me know before I file the appropriate papers.

Respectfully yours, your next President

J. K. Pruitt [/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>

Interns and cigars please and none of those fat ugly ones http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

jkpruitt
01-21-2003, 02:51 PM
OK...Free Cigars and Cigar holder for everyone!

kevnmcd
01-21-2003, 02:51 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Donnie @ Jan. 21 2003, 3:33 pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Titie bars should be exempt from paying any taxes[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
There should be no tity bars...they should be under easy-ups on LVHB beaches. http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

beer hunter
01-21-2003, 04:59 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (jkpruitt @ Jan. 21 2003, 3:51 pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">OK...Free Cigars and Cigar holder for everyone![/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
You've got my vote http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Rude
01-21-2003, 07:45 PM
LMFAO http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif *http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif *http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif * *I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO VOTE TWICE!!!!!

lake hottie
01-21-2003, 07:50 PM
YOU GOT MY VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!