jkpruitt
01-21-2003, 01:21 PM
Well its official, I am formally announcing my bid for the 2004 Presidential Office, right here on Las Vegas Hot Boats.
Folks, I am going to be your next President; we are all going boating in the Potomac. Last week, the Rev. Al Sharpton charged that too many presidential candidates are "rich white men" who don't understand the makeup of America or the world community, and that the country is "going in the wrong direction."
Unfortunately the Rev. Al Sharpton is correct, damned right, that’s why it is time for a "poor white man" to be President: ME!
I can see it now: “TWO boats in every driveway”, “no taxes on anything boat related”. “Free X-Boxes for everyone: including an X-Box Live Subscription." "Rides on Air Force One.” All free for my friends. Hell, we’ll even have a trailer hitch: with torque bars installed on Air Force One; pontoons too, for weekend trips to the lake.
If there is anything else that you folks would like, let me know before I file the appropriate papers.
Respectfully yours, your next President
J. K. Pruitt
Folks, I am going to be your next President; we are all going boating in the Potomac. Last week, the Rev. Al Sharpton charged that too many presidential candidates are "rich white men" who don't understand the makeup of America or the world community, and that the country is "going in the wrong direction."
Unfortunately the Rev. Al Sharpton is correct, damned right, that’s why it is time for a "poor white man" to be President: ME!
I can see it now: “TWO boats in every driveway”, “no taxes on anything boat related”. “Free X-Boxes for everyone: including an X-Box Live Subscription." "Rides on Air Force One.” All free for my friends. Hell, we’ll even have a trailer hitch: with torque bars installed on Air Force One; pontoons too, for weekend trips to the lake.
If there is anything else that you folks would like, let me know before I file the appropriate papers.
Respectfully yours, your next President
J. K. Pruitt