duckbutter
10-14-2002, 02:18 PM
why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
Why do they call it disposable douche?
Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
and finally
Do ducks sneeze?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
Why do they call it disposable douche?
Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
and finally
Do ducks sneeze?